just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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