Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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