just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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