I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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