when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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