either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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