According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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