talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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