Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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