I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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