do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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