We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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