Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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