Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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