All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
im holly from the hills drunk
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
