Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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