Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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