Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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