It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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