Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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