you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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