Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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