I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ketchup is God's man juice
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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