therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I smell stomach acid.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Green mimosas i think yes
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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