I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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