I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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