And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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