she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize