Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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