So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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