carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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