I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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