I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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