great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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