I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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