Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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