So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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