We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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