You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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