just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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