I'm so fucking centered right now
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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