Kiss
Puke
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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