She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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