The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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