"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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