She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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