i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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