Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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