I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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