He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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