sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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