We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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