I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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