I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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